Are you proud? Are you STRAIGHT? Are you so American you shit the Pentagon? Even if you're none of these things, I still think you'll be down for Crippled Youth's ultra clean and simplistic hardcore. Literal kids when they formed (comically noticeable in the vocals and naive lyrics), the band belted out this tightly performed EP before changing their name to Bold...and utterly boring many of us with the records that followed. Whether you X up your fists or X out your eyes, the 7" at least is a tasty lil' platter whose energy has been known to possess many a subscene punk with TOTAL. SONIC. U-N-I-T-Y!!! 
