Navicon Torture Technologies - "The Church Of Dead Girls" 2xCD 2002

An Alighierian tour through a sex-killer's necrotic psyche, a postnuclear realm where degenerated sigma wolves rape and mutilate...sometimes after death...whosoever stumbles into their lairs of disintegrating concrete and coagulated filth. WAAAITASEC, back that free candy van up...founder Lee Bartow once described it as an angst-blast about his love life in general!?!? There's no denying the ardor that fuels Lee's work, and The Church Of Dead Girls is probably the most visceral of his creations (it's definitely his most cohesively produced), but the only "love" I've ever felt from the discs is of homie smearing lipstick on the anus of a headless corpse before he makes out with it. The apex of edgelord krokodil, and you're just one plunger click away from its fatal final fix...


Lustmord & Robert Rich - "Stalker" CD 1995


That review actually resents me for composing it "on drugs" (weed) and conflating Brian Williams (Lustmord) with Graeme Revell because they were both in SPK (though Brian did roadie for Throbbing Gristle). I've got no real excuses, but neither will you if you don't click that link...

Chemical Warfare #3 '88, Definite Choice #1 '86/'87, Ripping Thrash #3 '87

 
Moar global fanzanity. Panoptic interviews and blurbs in every rag, with Instigators, H.D.Q., Crist, Verbal Assault, Neighbourhood Watch, Inhuman Conditions, Culture Shock, Bolt Thrower, Napalm Death, Sons Of Ishmael, Loud Warning, Power Of The Spoken Word, Skeezicks, Heresy, Straight Ahead, Nog Watt, Nikoteens, Rapt, Royal Vomit, Death In Action, Crucifucks, Satanic Malfunctions, Rhetoric, 2227, L'odi Social, Alptraum GMBH, Negazione, Feed Your Head, Infezione, Pax Vobiscum, Atavistic, and Larm (don't skip the scene reports for Poland, Greece, Sweden, and Yugoslavia, they're just as enthusiastically put together, and equally as rich in retro knowledge). Megaporn for pretentious assholes, get schlickin'...


Blowing Thrash - Issue 3 (1986)

Do you have an oral fixation for thrash? Are you constantly giving cat baths to white basketball shoes and blue denim vests? Do your tastebuds go silly for Chuck Billy? Then bust out your sluttiest flavor of Chapstick, cuz this Chilean classic will get you frenchin' the chrome right off its muffler! Short, but not flaccid, interviews with Detente, Cryptic Slaughter, S.O.D., C.O.C., D.R.I., Agnostic Front, Sepultura, and far girthier write ups on Morbid Angel, Massacre (Santiago and Florida), Death Angel, Mordred, L.S.N., Annihilation, Holy Terror, Defcon, Syranax, Aggression, Kotsen, Voivod, Necrophagia, Watchtower, Anvil Bitch, Darkness, Wehrmacht, Hatred, Master, Lethal Aggression, Blood Feast, Visible Minority, Sudden Impact, Voor, Savage Thrust, Vulcano, Mutilator, Overdose, Mortalha, Deathrow, Druid, and Prophets Of Doom. You'll have to buy your own kneepads (or borrow your dads), but for parched tonsils alone, the links are always freeeeee...



http://www.mediafire.com/file/keb5bw7qdnlhx09/Blowing_Thrash_%2523_3.zip/file

John Peel's Punk Rock Special 12-10-76


Sometimes you need a reminder of why John Peel had the biggest dick in national radio...and real life! Damn yo, castin' shadows n' shit...and not just from his legacy! "So...Napalm Death...heard you want a session...we're gonna have a session all right...of me peeling off these Daisy Dukes for some blastbeats on those ass cheeks." John Peel's dick is bigger than his record collection. John Peel fucked a Cheerio once...the size of the rings of Saturn. Mount Everest is for toddlers, let's scale John Peel's dick.
John Peel's dick, Chuck Norris' balls, and Godzilla's taint walk into a pub......

 - Peel Intro -
So Messed Up (Peel Session) - The Damned
Pushing Too Hard - The Seeds
Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell - Iggy And The Stooges
Horseplay (Wearier Of The Schmaltz) - Eddie And The Hotrods
Neat Neat Neat (Peel Session) - The Damned
Blank Generation (EP version) - Richard Hell And The Voidoids
Little Johnny Jewel Part 1 - Television
Slash - Tuff Darts
Final Solution - Pere Ubu
New Rose (Peel Session) - The Damned
Anarchy In The U.K. - Sex Pistols
Boys Will Be Boys - The Fast
Personality Crisis - New York Dolls
I'm Stranded - The Saints
Stab Your Back (Peel Session) - The Damned
Light Bulb Blues - Shadows Of Knight
California Sun - Ramones
I Don't Want To Walk Around With You - Ramones
- Peel Wraps Up -

 (plenty of Peel's patented musings before and after each track)

Funeral Bitch - "Nuke 'Em" Demo 3 '88, Soundboard WZRD Radio '88, Live (Mahler's Rip) 9-22-87

Post Master/Deathstrike, and pre Master/Deathstrike too! Proto-grinding heavy thrash that directly influenced Terrorizer, Carcass, and Napalm Death. Headbang til' cervical disc herniation with the rips below, then dig deep into the blog's bowels for the rips of demos 1 & 2 (on an official 7") while nakedly worshiping founder of all three bands, Paul Speckmann, as the Lemmy of death metal that he always was, is and always shall be!!

KBD Swede Outtakes 2xCDR 2006

Originally slated for an authorized CD boxset, these outtakes (under each song's listing is a text-length explanation for its particular exclusion from the official release) were booted by the same label and made available through various blog comment sections...for a nominal fee of course. Most of the bands seem to be playing AOR instead of punk (the safety pin sound is there, just veeeeeerrry diffuse amongst the tracks), so going from that to Mob 47 is a change so melodramatic I can't even begin to speculate what was really going on in those freezing garages. Download, and soft-rock out...

http://www.mediafire.com/file/047ebh02eof2kup/KBD_SWEDE_OUTTAKES_2xCDR_2006.zip/file

Gauze - "20th Anniversary Gig" 6-2-2001 2xCDR


It's Gauze...it's live (61 trax)...it's nearly 20 years old...it's already downloading to your desktop, isn't it?
  

Goetia - "Space Distortion" 12" 2006

Tachycardia T-E-R-R-O-R from Morocco's speedcore goddess Siham Chafik. Incontestably her roughest EP, the kicks are so Goatse-level blown out that they bruise black holes (and so unremittingly patterned that Goatse-sized holes are punctured in reality itself). With 20+ releases on hXc linchpins such as Strike and Psychik Genocide (s.i.c.), you know this kitty's got more than claws, she's rockin' straight up Krueger gloves! Fave Track: "Trashforce"


"The Ancient Greek word 'goēteía' means 'charm, jugglery, sorcery'. During the Renaissance, 'goëtia' was sometimes contrasted with 'magia' as evil magic vs good magic."